Heap Brown

Heap Brown
Aliases	Septimus H. Brown
Relatives	Alfalfa Brown, Cafafiso Brown, Bastilloid Brown, Allegra Brown
Affiliation	Brown Terrorist Organization
Biographical Information
Martial Status	unknown
Date of Birth	unknown
Place of Birth	unknown
Date of Death	unknown
Place of Death	Brown Compound
Cause of Death	Assassination by Agent Cobra
Physical Description
Gender	male
Height	6'
Weight	165
Eye Color	Brown
Hair Color	Brown

Biography

Son of Cafafiso and brother of Alfalfa, Heap brown was born in 1966 in Moscow. At the age of five, Heap and his brother, Alfalfa, were sent by their father to live with their half-uncle, Bastilloid Brown, in hopes that he would make them tougher and stronger both mentally and physically. It is said that Bastilloid would beat the Brown children on a daily basis with his dreaded "beating stick", a wooden canoe paddle with holes drilled through it for added velocity. One night, after receiving a particularly brutal beating, Heap had had enough. He snuck into his uncle's room when he was sleeping and proceeded to stab him over seventeen times. This pleased Cafafiso, who brought his boys home after he heard the news, stating that their "conditioning" was complete. Heap, however, was reported to have night terrors for the rest of his life and is reported to have been overburdened with guilt after the murder of his uncle. Because of this, Heap was very moderate in his approach, and was known for being far less brutal than his brother, reportedly setting prisoners free who Alfalfa had beaten.

Old Canon

The Browns Strike Back

*SPOILERS FOR THE BROWNS STRIKE BACK*

Although less violent, Heap still held strong loyalty to his family's organization. During Agent Cobra's famous infiltration and subsequent raid on Alfalfa's compound, Heap discovered Cobra's undercover alias, Snik Squid, and proceeded to expose him during the execution of Agent Charles Dansen. He was later killed By Cobra during Alfalfa's exposition of Plan Omega.