Bastilloid Brown

Bastilloid Brown, Cafafoso's older half brother, was born in 1930 to an unknown mistress of Alaska Brown. He hated his father and possibly even had a hand in his death. However he treated Allegra like his own mother and helped them escape to the Soviet Union. He viewed his young half brother as weak and pathetic, and often beat him to make him tougher. Bastilloid eventually settled down in Moscow to keep his part of the Brown Cocaine Empire a float and often helped Cafafiso financially. When Cafafiso had kids he sent them away to live with Bastilloid for their early years in the hopes that Bastilloid would make them discipline them and make them tough. It worked too well and one night after an especially rough beating 14 and 12 year old Alfalfa and Heap had had enough. Bastilloid's body was discovered with 17 stab wounds and all of his fingers cut off and stuffed in his mouth. Upon hearing this Cafafiso was supposedly pleased and stated that the brothers were now ready to join him in his terrorist activities.